1. JWELLERY SHOP Jwellery shop mein ek admi ki jabardast pitayi ho jayi. Pata hai kyon?
Us admine sales-girls se kaha: Aup ka ek ek item gazab ki hai.
Sone ka kitna rate lengi. 2.Pressure Cocker Roni ne pressure cocker kharida dusre din wapis kiya.
Shopkeeper-
Kyon wapis kiya ?
Roni- ghar me jawan ladkiya hai or ye sala sitiya bajata hai. 3. 3 Kale Dost 3Kale dost ko GOD ne 1-1 Vardan dia.
1st-Mujhe gora bana do
2nd-Mujhe v
3rd-Hi Hi Hi Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do. 4.Collage ka I LOVE YOU Roni ek collage ki ladki ko bola I LOVE YOU.
Ab tum mujhe bolo
girl: Me abhi sirko batati ho !
Roni: Are pagli sirko nehi unki sadi ho gayi hai !!! 5. FEVI QUIK Suhaj raat k 3din bad dulha room se nikla.Dosto ne pucha,itni lambi suhajraat? Dulha kamino pehle ye bata ki "PONDS" ki bottle me FEVI QUIK kisne dala. 6.MASH-HOOR Jija Sali se: aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! 7.THPPAD Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. 8.MAA Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!". 9.LOAN Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua... 10.RANI LAXMI BAI Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children. 11.Girl FRIEND KO ILU Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. LADKI KA DAR Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye. MUJHE NEHI PATA Teacher: Wo 3 lafz batao jo sab se zyada boley jatey hain?
Student: Mujhe nahi pata.
Teacher: Shabash, baith jao..! FAKIR
